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Singaspotting Poster

Singaspotting Poster

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Choose Life. Choose good school. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a Sibei (very) big television. Choose a car with an appetite larger than yours, latest iPhone and an email name that hasn’t been taken already. Choose your bubble tea of choice and health insurance. Choose fixed sibor mortgage rates and refinance every few years. Choose a BTO, or a Condo. Choose which friends to keep in touch with. Choose Uniqlo iron-free office armour for weekdays and Supima cotton tees for the weekend. Choose lying in bed before you sleep thinking about the endless tasks ahead of you. Remember to argue with strangers on Facebook. Get angry about everything. Choose a hipster cafe but be mentally trapped in envy as you scroll thru highlight reels of people that are actually equally clueless about life. Avoid living in a nursing home and being an embarrassment to the next generation of self-entitled ultra #woke meat sacks you spawned to replace yourself. Choose Something. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got Netflix?

Choose your future.

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